Funny Hiking Shirt – Hiking Is Just Walking Where You Might Die T-Shirt

Hiking is just walking where you might die. We didn't write that to be dark. We wrote it because it's accurate.
This is for the people who still go anyway. Up the hill, past the point where the trail stops being a suggestion, into the part where your knees file a complaint. You'll be fine. Probably. Bring water.

Printed on a  unisex, soft ringspun cotton, holds up to actual movement and the occasional fall. Relaxed classic fit, true to size. Size up if you like room to breathe while questioning your decisions.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print, unless you hate it and want it gone.
You'll wear it on the trail. You'll wear it to the grocery store. The grocery store is also walking where you might die, technically.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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